Tag: words

a person who comes across as a grumpy pants, but reality they’re just too ashamed of their bad teeth to smile

speaking utter guff in a very sincere voice whilst asleep

finding a receipt in the pocket of a coat you haven’t worn for ages, allowing you to identify when you last wore it

uncomfortable after-work team drinks arranged by a well-intentioned new manager, when you’d all rather be on your way home

the sense of relief when getting back into bed after having had a pee in the middle of the night, safe in the knowledge that you don’t have to get up again