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February blossom
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Bags of history
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Hidden church
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Coffee morning
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Alan Hansen looks like Action Man
with real moving eyes
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Ringo Starr looks like Gary Lineker
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Cary Grant looks like Bob Monkhouse
Careful, I’ll nick it
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Cello-pain
Wanting to play your new CD/DVD but being frustrated by the unnecessary and seamless cellophane packaging. Guaranteed to break teeth or require scissors that scratch the case.
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Ian Beale looks like Luke Skywalker
may the fawce be wiv’ you
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Crashpoint
The fruitless jab-jabbing of your card in an ATM machine that is still chirpily displaying “thank you for using” long after the last customer has gone
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wurds
Words that you regularly mis-type, causing loss of concentration as you cursor back to fix them
eg, incerase for increase or filed for field
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Cousteau Cream
A biscuit that breaks off during dunking and sinks to a wet, sugary grave of tea
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Hourbottom
The clock you don’t know how to adjust so stays wrong by one hour until springtime
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Bah code
The crumpled barcode on a plastic packet that the cashier has to grumpily type in manually