People are ready to put Ronaldo on trial for Portugal's penalty exit, but he has declined to answer questions and has taken the fifth.
Either way, the Portugese are homeward bound,??so who gets to play Spain in the final?
Semi Final 2: Germany v Italy
More guffpoints up for grabs tonight. 22% have Italy crying onto their carpaccio whereas 17% have the Germans weeping on their weisswurst????
??-??Mario Ballotelli's hair farm, yesterday
Points with only two matches left
| Fourth penalty | Fifth penalty | ||
| 1 | Paulo Di Harringtonio | Paul Harrington | 76 |
| 2= | Fabio Crapello | Martin B | 64 |
| 2= | Stevie's Wunders | Steve Andrews | 64 |
| 4= | Tim Henman | david hickson | 62 |
| 4= | Brown Fox | Jim Chambers | 62 |
| 4= | Swiss T | Thomas Angst | 62 |
| 7= | Ronaldo McDonald?? | Cephas Howard?? | 60 |
| 7= | Yankee's Spankers | Dave Robertshaw | 60 |
| 7= | Vuvuzela???? | Sandra Benfer | 60 |
| 7= | Anjusha Klins-Morinho | Anna Wilson | 60 |
| 11= | Sepp Bladder | Carl Mesner Lyons | 58 |
| 11= | Simon Grayson | Paul Revy | 58 |
| 11= | roy the hodgson | harvey | 58 |
| 11= | Arsenedof Nowhere | Darren Hanson | 58 |
| 11= | Simoneo Huesserelli | Simon Huesser | 58 |
| 11= | Gazza | Gary Taylor | 58 |
| 11= | Hansi Mueller | Bernd Friedle | 58 |
| 18= | B B Foot | Rory | 56 |
| 18= | Mrs Euroguff | Mrs Carlosfandango_ | 56 |
| 18= | Canary | Simon Barnes | 56 |
| 18= | Christophe Woodini | Chris Wood | 56 |
| 18= | Hatch's Heros | Chris Matthews | 56 |
| 18= | The Special [Measures] One | Tim Donnelly Smith | 56 |
| 18= | Letina lotagoals?? | Berry | 56 |
| 25= | DK Willy | DK | 54 |
| 25= | Harry Redface | Dan McGrath | 54 |
| 25= | Naven Johnson | Eddie Vassallo | 54 |
| 25= | Kicker Conspiracy | Tim Fiddies | 54 |
| 29= | Scotty McNasty | Andrew Robb | 52 |
| 29= | Mozzer | Paul Conroy | 52 |
| 29= | Wheat Dodger | Leanne McGirr | 52 |
| 29= | Del Garnett | Darren Gavigan | 52 |
| 33= | Benny The Ball | Nick Townend | 50 |
| 33= | Don revie | Simon Andrews | 50 |
| 33= | Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box) | Matt Brooke-Smith | 50 |
| 33= | Earsane Wanger | Paul Shaw | 50 |
| 33= | Tom Laidlaw | Tom Laidlaw | 50 |
| 33= | Toy Dodgson | Kelsey O | 50 |
| 33= | Ivor Greatidea | Steve Edney | 50 |
| 33= | Bring Back Bobby Robson | Dan Jamieson | 50 |
| 33= | Is Pele Playing? | John Orta | 50 |
| 33= | Wicked Woy Wodgson | David Patterson | 50 |
| 43= | Andy Grey | Darren Holdaway | 48 |
| 43= | Dario Made-the-Gradi | David of Crook | 48 |
| 43= | Toy Bodgson | Tom Barton | 48 |
| 43= | Dirk Diggler | Nik Goodman | 48 |
| 47= | Roy Hodgson | John Catterfeld | 46 |
| 47= | Trap A Tony | Tony Power | 46 |
| 49= | 2012sheds | Pete smith | 44 |
| 49= | El Pringle | Keith Pringle | 44 |
| 49= | Steve Mclaren | JT | 44 |
| 49= | Mr. Awesome | Geroge Pokorny | 44 |
| 49= | Big Ron Colonel Saunders | Andrew Hartland | 44 |
| 49= | Normski Gunner | Norman House | 44 |
| 49= | Claudio Inglesias Failte | Claude Tonna-Barthet | 44 |
| 56= | Bayer Neverlusen | Rob Broome | 42 |
| 56= | Mike Bassett | Eamonn Newell | 42 |
| 56= | McFuddle 'O Toole | Gordon?? | 42 |
| 56= | George Osborne is a twat | Andy Young | 42 |
| 56= | Lorem Ipsum | Jon D | 42 |
| 56= | Bill Shankly | Bob Steadman | 42 |
| 62= | Strev87 | dave strevett | 40 |
| 62= | Septic Tank Charlton | Jeremy Crisp | 40 |
| 64 | Messi Gardener | Johnny T?? | 38 |
| 65 | Soccer Sage | Mike Xenakis | 36 |
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