And I had so many ideas for headlines
"Anti pasta"; crude photoshops of the Italian Job; maybe a Cornetto reference or two. The lot!
If only Joe Hart had been to Euroguff University
Well done to Italy
Fully deserved. And they saved us from what would have been exactly the same fate (but worse) v Germany on Thursday.
NEVER MIND!??
England may be out, but Euroguff is immortal. Three more games to go and anyone could win* All the quarter final exit points are now in, but there are 16 points still to play for.
| Kafka | Time Loop | ?? | |
| 1 | Paulo Di Harringtonio | Paul Harrington | 72 |
| 2= | Fabio Crapello | Martin B | 64 |
| 2= | Stevie's Wunders | Steve Andrews | 64 |
| 4= | Brown Fox | Jim Chambers | 62 |
| 4= | Swiss T | Thomas Angst | 62 |
| 6= | Ronaldo McDonald?? | Cephas Howard?? | 60 |
| 6= | Yankee's Spankers | Dave Robertshaw | 60 |
| 6= | Vuvuzela???? | Sandra Benfer | 60 |
| 6= | Anjusha Klins-Morinho | Anna Wilson | 60 |
| 10= | Tim Henman | david hickson | 58 |
| 10= | Sepp Bladder | Carl Mesner Lyons | 58 |
| 10= | Simon Grayson | Paul Revy | 58 |
| 10= | Arsenedof Nowhere | Darren Hanson | 58 |
| 10= | Simoneo Huesserelli | Simon Huesser | 58 |
| 10= | Gazza | Gary Taylor | 58 |
| 16= | B B Foot | Rory | 56 |
| 16= | Mrs Euroguff | Mrs Carlosfandango_ | 56 |
| 16= | Canary | Simon Barnes | 56 |
| 16= | Christophe Woodini | Chris Wood | 56 |
| 16= | Hatch's Heros | Chris Matthews | 56 |
| 16= | Letina lotagoals?? | Berry | 56 |
| 22= | DK Willy | DK | 54 |
| 22= | roy the hodgson | harvey | 54 |
| 22= | Harry Redface | Dan McGrath | 54 |
| 22= | Naven Johnson | Eddie Vassallo | 54 |
| 22= | Kicker Conspiracy | Tim Fiddies | 54 |
| 22= | Hansi Mueller | Bernd Friedle | 54 |
| 28= | Scotty McNasty | Andrew Robb | 52 |
| 28= | Mozzer | Paul Conroy | 52 |
| 28= | Wheat Dodger | Leanne McGirr | 52 |
| 28= | The Special [Measures] One | Tim Donnelly Smith | 52 |
| 28= | Del Garnett | Darren Gavigan | 52 |
| 33= | Don revie | Simon Andrews | 50 |
| 33= | Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box) | Matt Brooke-Smith | 50 |
| 33= | Earsane Wanger | Paul Shaw | 50 |
| 33= | Tom Laidlaw | Tom Laidlaw | 50 |
| 33= | Toy Dodgson | Kelsey O | 50 |
| 33= | Ivor Greatidea | Steve Edney | 50 |
| 33= | Is Pele Playing? | John Orta | 50 |
| 33= | Wicked Woy Wodgson | David Patterson | 50 |
| 41= | Andy Grey | Darren Holdaway | 48 |
| 41= | Dario Made-the-Gradi | David of Crook | 48 |
| 41= | Toy Bodgson | Tom Barton | 48 |
| 41= | Dirk Diggler | Nik Goodman | 48 |
| 45= | Benny The Ball | Nick Townend | 46 |
| 45= | Bring Back Bobby Robson | Dan Jamieson | 46 |
| 45= | Trap A Tony | Tony Power | 46 |
| 48= | 2012sheds | Pete smith | 44 |
| 48= | El Pringle | Keith Pringle | 44 |
| 48= | Steve Mclaren | JT | 44 |
| 48= | Mr. Awesome | Geroge Pokorny | 44 |
| 48= | Big Ron Colonel Saunders | Andrew Hartland | 44 |
| 48= | Normski Gunner | Norman House | 44 |
| 48= | Claudio Inglesias Failte | Claude Tonna-Barthet | 44 |
| 55= | Bayer Neverlusen | Rob Broome | 42 |
| 55= | Roy Hodgson | John Catterfeld | 42 |
| 55= | Mike Bassett | Eamonn Newell | 42 |
| 55= | McFuddle 'O Toole | Gordon?? | 42 |
| 55= | George Osborne is a twat | Andy Young | 42 |
| 55= | Bill Shankly | Bob Steadman | 42 |
| 61= | Strev87 | dave strevett | 40 |
| 61= | Septic Tank Charlton | Jeremy Crisp | 40 |
| 63= | Lorem Ipsum | Jon D | 38 |
| 63= | Messi Gardener | Johnny T?? | 38 |
| 65 | Soccer Sage | Mike Xenakis | 36 |
Comfort Tweeting
* winners don't do drugs