NEW GIMMICK!
Last night we had Euroguff Live as @subterranean_ Eddie Gufftweeted™ from a pub in Holland as the Edam fanciers tiptoed to the brink of exiting Euro 2012. No fewer than thirteen predictors have them as tournament winners.
OLD GIMMICK!
Who Should I Be Cheering For Today™?
Italy v Croatia, 5pm
Most Euroguffers have this down as a win for Italy, but three Dalmatians have the Croats being victorious.
Draw | Croatia win |
Tim Henman | roy the hodgson |
Bayer Neverlusen | Soccer Sage |
Roy Hodgson | Letina lotagoals |
Sepp Bladder | |
Simon Grayson | |
B B Foot | |
McFuddle ‘O Toole | |
Benny The Ball | |
Tom Laidlaw | |
Brown Fox | |
Arsenedof Nowhere | |
Septic Tank Charlton | |
Bring Back Bobby Robson | |
Naven Johnson | |
Canary | |
Wicked Woy Wodgson | |
Hatch’s Heros | |
The Special [Measures] One | |
Normski Gunner | |
Del Garnett |
Spain v Ireland, 7.45pm
A fierce game for the Irish. No fewer that sixty-tree Euroguffers see this as an open goal for the, er, reigning world and European champions. Mr Awesome sticks his neck out for a draw but someone buy Claudio Inglesias Failte a pint of Guinness, a packet of Taito and a large Jameson chaser! Green-blooded Claud stands grand as the only player to have Ireland down to win this fecker. The same Claude recently got into trouble with his wife when he bet their house on Jedward for Eurovision.
– Claude, yesterday
Martin Sorrell | Shareholders | Total | |
1= | Simoneo Huesserelli | Simon Huesser | 16 |
1= | Mrs Euroguff | Mrs Carlosfandango_ | 16 |
3= | Tim Henman | david hickson | 14 |
3= | Sepp Bladder | Carl Mesner Lyons | 14 |
3= | Brown Fox | Jim Chambers | 14 |
3= | Arsenedof Nowhere | Darren Hanson | 14 |
3= | Yankee’s Spankers | Dave Robertshaw | 14 |
3= | Paulo Di Harringtonio | Paul Harrington | 14 |
3= | Hansi Mueller | Bernd Friedle | 14 |
3= | Vuvuzela | Sandra Benfer | 14 |
3= | Stevie’s Wunders | Steve Andrews | 14 |
12= | 2012sheds | Pete smith | 12 |
12= | Steve Mclaren | JT | 12 |
12= | Don revie | Simon Andrews | 12 |
12= | Bring Back Bobby Robson | Dan Jamieson | 12 |
12= | Is Pele Playing? | John Orta | 12 |
12= | Kicker Conspiracy | Tim Fiddies | 12 |
12= | Gazza | Gary Taylor | 12 |
12= | Wheat Dodger | Leanne McGirr | 12 |
12= | Wicked Woy Wodgson | David Patterson | 12 |
12= | Fabio Crapello | Martin B | 12 |
12= | Christophe Woodini | Chris Wood | 12 |
12= | Del Garnett | Darren Gavigan | 12 |
12= | Swiss T | Thomas Angst | 12 |
25= | Andy Grey | Darren Holdaway | 10 |
25= | Bayer Neverlusen | Rob Broome | 10 |
25= | El Pringle | Keith Pringle | 10 |
25= | Simon Grayson | Paul Revy | 10 |
25= | B B Foot | Rory | 10 |
25= | Benny The Ball | Nick Townend | 10 |
25= | Scotty McNasty | Andrew Robb | 10 |
25= | Earsane Wanger | Paul Shaw | 10 |
25= | Toy Dodgson | Kelsey O | 10 |
25= | Ivor Greatidea | Steve Edney | 10 |
25= | Naven Johnson | Eddie Vassallo | 10 |
25= | Bill Shankly | Bob Steadman | 10 |
25= | Trap A Tony | Tony Power | 10 |
25= | The Special [Measures] One | Tim Donnelly Smith | 10 |
25= | Normski Gunner | Norman House | 10 |
40= | DK Willy | DK | 8 |
40= | Roy Hodgson | John Catterfeld | 8 |
40= | Mike Bassett | Eamonn Newell | 8 |
40= | roy the hodgson | harvey | 8 |
40= | McFuddle ‘O Toole | Gordon | 8 |
40= | Ronaldo McDonald | Cephas Howard | 8 |
40= | Harry Redface | Dan McGrath | 8 |
40= | Septic Tank Charlton | Jeremy Crisp | 8 |
40= | Toy Bodgson | Tom Barton | 8 |
40= | Canary | Simon Barnes | 8 |
40= | Soccer Sage | Mike Xenakis | 8 |
40= | Anjusha Klins-Morinho | Anna Wilson | 8 |
40= | Big Ron Colonel Saunders | Andrew Hartland | 8 |
40= | Hatch’s Heros | Chris Matthews | 8 |
40= | Letina lotagoals | Berry | 8 |
40= | Strev87 | dave strevett | 6 |
56= | Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box) | Matt Brooke-Smith | 6 |
56= | Tom Laidlaw | Tom Laidlaw | 6 |
56= | George Osborne is a twat | Andy Young | 6 |
56= | Mr. Awesome | Geroge Pokorny | 6 |
56= | Mozzer | Paul Conroy | 6 |
56= | Messi Gardener | Johnny T | 6 |
56= | Claudio Inglesias Failte | Claude Tonna-Barthet | 6 |
56= | Dirk Diggler | Nik Goodman | 6 |
64 | Lorem Ipsum | Jon D | 4 |
65 | Dario Made-the-Gradi | David of Crook | 2!!!!! |
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