Euroguff

Analyse this - Euroguff Day 23

No games today, so in Test Match Special stylee, I shall guff on about something tangential whilst alternating between an unfathomably posh voice and a heavily accented one.

Here at Prediction Towers we love bit of nerdery, so away with anecdotes about cake, pigeons or passing buses, here's a trip into the Euroguff analytics.

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Left to my own devices

42% of predictors used a mobile phone to get their hands on Euroguff news. That over-indexes against the expected platform distribution.

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Truly an international event

Visitors from fifteen countries have had their passports stamped with the Euroguff logo. I am particular intrigued to see that the game was accessed once from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

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Social media

62% of visits came via social referral, with Twitter being eight times more potent than facebook

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- Mark Zuckerberg buying a commemorative plate for $1bn, yesterday

Who's the Linux user!?

Bill Gates will not be happy that 78% of visits come from Euroguffers rocking Apple operating systems. Just 29% from Windows and there was one sweaty boffin using Linux lentilware.

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- Bill Gates with the new Microsoft Surface tablet, yesterday

Euroguff archive

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The self preservation society - Euroguff day 22

Well done Balotelli

Are Italy peaking at the right moment?

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Spain v Italy - the Final

How Euroguffers see it. Not many had the Italians getting all the way to the final.

  • Spain: 37% to win the final and 31% to lose the final
  • Italy: 2% to win the final and 3% to lose the final

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Penultimate table after the two semi-final exits

Super Name

Super Mario Name

1

Paulo Di Harringtonio

Paul Harrington

76

2=

Vuvuzela????

Sandra Benfer

64

2=

Fabio Crapello

Martin B

64

2=

Stevie's Wunders

Steve Andrews

64

5=

Tim Henman

david hickson

62

5=

roy the hodgson

harvey

62

5=

Brown Fox

Jim Chambers

62

5=

Swiss T

Thomas Angst

62

9=

Ronaldo McDonald??

Cephas Howard??

60

9=

Yankee's Spankers

Dave Robertshaw

60

9=

Christophe Woodini

Chris Wood

60

9=

Anjusha Klins-Morinho

Anna Wilson

60

13=

Sepp Bladder

Carl Mesner Lyons

58

13=

Simon Grayson

Paul Revy

58

13=

Arsenedof Nowhere

Darren Hanson

58

13=

Simoneo Huesserelli

Simon Huesser

58

13=

Gazza

Gary Taylor

58

13=

Hansi Mueller

Bernd Friedle

58

19=

B B Foot

Rory

56

19=

Mrs Euroguff

Mrs Carlosfandango_

56

19=

Canary

Simon Barnes

56

19=

Wheat Dodger

Leanne McGirr

56

19=

Hatch's Heros

Chris Matthews

56

19=

The Special [Measures] One

Tim Donnelly Smith

56

19=

Letina lotagoals??

Berry

56

26=

DK Willy

DK

54

26=

Earsane Wanger

Paul Shaw

54

26=

Harry Redface

Dan McGrath

54

26=

Naven Johnson

Eddie Vassallo

54

26=

Kicker Conspiracy

Tim Fiddies

54

31=

Andy Grey

Darren Holdaway

52

31=

Scotty McNasty

Andrew Robb

52

31=

Mozzer

Paul Conroy

52

31=

Del Garnett

Darren Gavigan

52

35=

Roy Hodgson

John Catterfeld

50

35=

Benny The Ball

Nick Townend

50

35=

Don revie

Simon Andrews

50

35=

Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)

Matt Brooke-Smith

50

35=

Tom Laidlaw

Tom Laidlaw

50

35=

Toy Dodgson

Kelsey O

50

35=

Ivor Greatidea

Steve Edney

50

35=

Bring Back Bobby Robson

Dan Jamieson

50

35=

Is Pele Playing?

John Orta

50

35=

Wicked Woy Wodgson

David Patterson

50

35=

Trap A Tony

Tony Power

50

46=

Dario Made-the-Gradi

David of Crook

48

46=

Steve Mclaren

JT

48

46=

Mr. Awesome

Geroge Pokorny

48

46=

Toy Bodgson

Tom Barton

48

46=

Big Ron Colonel Saunders

Andrew Hartland

48

46=

Dirk Diggler

Nik Goodman

48

52=

2012sheds

Pete smith

44

52=

El Pringle

Keith Pringle

44

52=

Normski Gunner

Norman House

44

52=

Claudio Inglesias Failte

Claude Tonna-Barthet

44

56=

Bayer Neverlusen

Rob Broome

42

56=

Mike Bassett

Eamonn Newell

42

56=

McFuddle 'O Toole

Gordon??

42

56=

George Osborne is a twat

Andy Young

42

56=

Lorem Ipsum

Jon D

42

56=

Bill Shankly

Bob Steadman

42

62=

Strev87

dave strevett

40

62=

Septic Tank Charlton

Jeremy Crisp

40

64

Messi Gardener

Johnny T??

38

65

Soccer Sage

Mike Xenakis

36

How long does it take to make a piece of string?

Brilliant Euro 2012 animation

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX-2dVgo0eY&w=500&h=417]

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Paying the ultimate penalty - Euroguff day 21

People are ready to put Ronaldo on trial for Portugal's penalty exit, but he has declined to answer questions and has taken the fifth.

Either way, the Portugese are homeward bound,??so who gets to play Spain in the final?

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Semi Final 2: Germany v Italy

More guffpoints up for grabs tonight. 22% have Italy crying onto their carpaccio whereas 17% have the Germans weeping on their weisswurst????

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??-??Mario Ballotelli's hair farm, yesterday

Points with only two matches left

Fourth penalty

Fifth penalty

1

Paulo Di Harringtonio

Paul Harrington

76

2=

Fabio Crapello

Martin B

64

2=

Stevie's Wunders

Steve Andrews

64

4=

Tim Henman

david hickson

62

4=

Brown Fox

Jim Chambers

62

4=

Swiss T

Thomas Angst

62

7=

Ronaldo McDonald??

Cephas Howard??

60

7=

Yankee's Spankers

Dave Robertshaw

60

7=

Vuvuzela????

Sandra Benfer

60

7=

Anjusha Klins-Morinho

Anna Wilson

60

11=

Sepp Bladder

Carl Mesner Lyons

58

11=

Simon Grayson

Paul Revy

58

11=

roy the hodgson

harvey

58

11=

Arsenedof Nowhere

Darren Hanson

58

11=

Simoneo Huesserelli

Simon Huesser

58

11=

Gazza

Gary Taylor

58

11=

Hansi Mueller

Bernd Friedle

58

18=

B B Foot

Rory

56

18=

Mrs Euroguff

Mrs Carlosfandango_

56

18=

Canary

Simon Barnes

56

18=

Christophe Woodini

Chris Wood

56

18=

Hatch's Heros

Chris Matthews

56

18=

The Special [Measures] One

Tim Donnelly Smith

56

18=

Letina lotagoals??

Berry

56

25=

DK Willy

DK

54

25=

Harry Redface

Dan McGrath

54

25=

Naven Johnson

Eddie Vassallo

54

25=

Kicker Conspiracy

Tim Fiddies

54

29=

Scotty McNasty

Andrew Robb

52

29=

Mozzer

Paul Conroy

52

29=

Wheat Dodger

Leanne McGirr

52

29=

Del Garnett

Darren Gavigan

52

33=

Benny The Ball

Nick Townend

50

33=

Don revie

Simon Andrews

50

33=

Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)

Matt Brooke-Smith

50

33=

Earsane Wanger

Paul Shaw

50

33=

Tom Laidlaw

Tom Laidlaw

50

33=

Toy Dodgson

Kelsey O

50

33=

Ivor Greatidea

Steve Edney

50

33=

Bring Back Bobby Robson

Dan Jamieson

50

33=

Is Pele Playing?

John Orta

50

33=

Wicked Woy Wodgson

David Patterson

50

43=

Andy Grey

Darren Holdaway

48

43=

Dario Made-the-Gradi

David of Crook

48

43=

Toy Bodgson

Tom Barton

48

43=

Dirk Diggler

Nik Goodman

48

47=

Roy Hodgson

John Catterfeld

46

47=

Trap A Tony

Tony Power

46

49=

2012sheds

Pete smith

44

49=

El Pringle

Keith Pringle

44

49=

Steve Mclaren

JT

44

49=

Mr. Awesome

Geroge Pokorny

44

49=

Big Ron Colonel Saunders

Andrew Hartland

44

49=

Normski Gunner

Norman House

44

49=

Claudio Inglesias Failte

Claude Tonna-Barthet

44

56=

Bayer Neverlusen

Rob Broome

42

56=

Mike Bassett

Eamonn Newell

42

56=

McFuddle 'O Toole

Gordon??

42

56=

George Osborne is a twat

Andy Young

42

56=

Lorem Ipsum

Jon D

42

56=

Bill Shankly

Bob Steadman

42

62=

Strev87

dave strevett

40

62=

Septic Tank Charlton

Jeremy Crisp

40

64

Messi Gardener

Johnny T??

38

65

Soccer Sage

Mike Xenakis

36

Archive of all Euroguffery??

http://euroguff.posterous.com/

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